Tiny Middle Finger F**k

xcarolynnn:

cloudydayrealestate:

the satisfaction

One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly. 

(Source: officialkirstie)


cocktailsbycody:

So here we are again, this is the fourth part of my ‘Disney Themed Cocktails’ drink series. I really tried to get into a more high-end branch of mixology this time, using floral flavorings, and distancing myself from the high sugar content I’ve been producing so far, to please a portion of my fan-base. I hope you all enjoy them, and check out my Facebook page at Cocktails by Cody for more content! [ I do NOT own any rights to Disney’s original characters, or designs, I DO however own full rights to the recipes and drinks themselves. ]

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

heathermorris:

i’m one of those annoying people who’s always like “omg i know that actor from somewhere omg i recognize them whAT WERE THEY IN” when watching tv shows/movies who then proceeds to look it up on their phone and inform everyone that said actor was an extra in an episode of some stupid 90s sitcom once


thebluebear27:

Heres a page of the various background characters on My Life as a Teenage Robot. Source